18 Things You Really Shouldn’t Say In Bed

by Raunchy Republic Manager on January 11, 2011

We’ve all heard stories of things people have said in bed or during sex with their partner that make the rest of us cringe. Do any of them sound familiar to you?

  1. Who were you thinking of?
  2. Is that the right hole?
  3. That’s the best sex I’ve had this month!
  4. Your boobs aren’t as big as I thought they’d be.
  5. Are you inside yet?
  6. I usually have an orgasm, just not with you.
  7. You aren’t very tight.
  8. I don’t care if you don’t have a big dick.
  9. Is that condom too big?
  10. I always come using a dildo.
  11. My ex was the only person who could make me come.
  12. My last boyfriend was bigger, but I like yours too!
  13. Can we change position so I can see the T.V?
  14. Hey, you are my 100th!
  15. Do you think I could do this for money?
  16. Have you ever considered waxing?
  17. Would you be interested in a threesome with my ex?
  18. Do you mind if I leave my socks on?

Can you think of any more? If you can think of 3 or more add them as comment on this post.

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