Ode to the Vibrator!

by Rabbit White on September 15, 2009

Do you have a favourite type of vibrator?

Do you have a favourite type of vibrator?

A recent US study found that 53% of women and *gasp* 45% of men regularly use vibrators. Vibrators are quite possibly the most popular sex toy the world over, and if you have a vibe that you love, it is easy to see why.

My journey with vibrators began at age 17. My then-boyfriend stole a huge pink plastic vibe for me from a novelty shop, the kind that sell giant black light posters and fart-machines the next aisle over.

Nonetheless, I was excited…and startled at the lawn-mower-like sounds it gave off. It was clunky, but that didn’t stop me from falling in lusty love.

I used my precious vibe almost nightly. Around 11:00 pm I would turn the music up in my room to cover it’s ridiculously loud whizzing and screeching. I┬áremember being so scared that my parents or my sister could hear it that I would have nightmares of sitting down to a family breakfast where one of them mention my loud vibrator. While that never happened, my Mother did once clean my room and find the vibe in it’s shoebox hiding place under my bed. She took it out and put it in my nightstand…next to my condoms.

Ever since my affair with the big pink buzzy-stick I’ve been hooked. I’ve done bullet vibes, clip-on vibes, mini-vibes and many varieties of vibrator. But it wasn’t until recently that I found the vibrator that was juuuuust right! My vibe-for-life is of the old fashioned plug in variety. This type of vibrator is pretty intense and not for everyone, seriously, the first time I used it I felt like my orgasm was running with electric currents! Which I counted as a good thing.

Heres to the world’s favorite sex toy! What kind of vibe do you swear by?

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