My Ménage a trois with the Bi-sexual Vibrator

by Contributor on October 30, 2011

Thanks to the anonymity that the internet can provide, I can finally unload the burden that I have been carrying with me ever since I started being sexually active. I will share with the world my long-kept secret, hopefully, somebody out there who has been bothered by a similar concern will get to read this.

I have never, ever experienced orgasm through penetration, not once. No, I am not a “technical virgin” and yes I have had male lovers, in fact, I actually do have a boyfriend now who is very good in bed. He is attentive and he makes it a point to give me a real nice and lengthy foreplay. He is so good at eating me out that I usually climax when he does, but when the “main course” arrives, I find that it does little to satisfy me. It’s not that there is no pleasure when a penis is inside me and pumping away. It feels good, the sensations are all there, trust me. What is missing is the release of tension; that glorious “hallelujah moment” when a blinding light would reveal trumpet blowing angels bursting out of white fluffy clouds and fireworks would suddenly erupt all around.

Maybe some smart-aleck reading this might be thinking that I have been having sex with “small” guys hence not being satisfied. To set the record straight, I have experienced penetrative intercourse with various men whose penis size range from 4 inches to 8 inches with a girth equal to that of a Corona beer bottle’s body.

So let us go back to my current sex life. Although my boyfriend and I are very honest, I can’t quite bring myself to tell him the dinky-di on our sex life. Telling him straight would be admitting that I have been faking those blasphemous screams of pleasure for months! And moreover, I highly doubt that he’d believe that “it’s me and not him“. His male ego would be incredibly sore! So to save ourselves some drama I sought to find a “cure” to my dilemma.

Now it I know that I am not in any way frigid when it comes to penetration, I just like a different kind of snag in me. Specifically, the battery operated kind. I’ve had a long and faithful love affair with vibrating dildos. I however, am not too keen to suggest to any man that he use a vibrating dildo on me for two very obvious reasons. One he already has a real dildo and chances are high that he will feel insulted that I don’t deem his real dildo good enough (I don’t want to point out to him that penis doesn’t move at a frequency of about 110Hz), and number two; if he does consent he will eventually take the vibrating dildo out and use his own non-vibrating one. The former is too much drama the latter will just be frustrating.

We actually did use a pocket rocket once, you know, the small vibrator intended for clitoral stimulation, and as per usual I was able to genuinely cum, but, it was cumbersome for him because holding the vibrator got in the way of his pumping business.

I kind of accepted the fact that I will never get to experience orgasm during intercourse until I saw this queer looking vibrator online. It’s called We-Vibe, I reckon it’s the brand but I haven’t seen any other brand of this. It’s made of soft silicone and shaped like a rounded stapler, and get this, it is designed for use during sex!

How clever is that? I squealed with excitement when I read the reviews online and screamed with pleasure when we used it!

It provides clitoral and g-spot stimulation and you share the amazing vibrating sensation with your partner! One “arm” rests on the clitoris, the other is inserted in the vagina so it touches the G-spot but the “G-spot arm” it’s sort of flat and thin so that there is room for your man’s penis in there. It’s like having a man attached to a vibrating dildo or a vibrating dildo attached to a man, whichever way you like it. My boyfriend loves it and he tells me he’s never seen me with such intense orgasms before and he says the vibrating drives me wild too.

Talk about the best threesome ever!

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